Why Don't You Stop

Front: Why don't you stop overachieving...

Inside: And settle into the warm embrace of mediocrity like the rest of us?

Back: This card was written by stand-up comic: Art Krug

I'm not famous yet, and I don't have any movie deals in the works. But I do have a secret that explains my meteoric rise to the middle. Every day I get up at the crack of 10, look in the mirror and say, "You are a strong and capable person. Today is a new day, full of new opportunities. Try not to screw it up this time."