Skinny Jeans Recipe

Front: Skinny Jeans Recipe:

Inside: Buy regular jeans and wait.

Back: This card was written by stand-up comic: Gabriel Rutledge

Once, on vacation, I bowled a 252. After that epic day, I decided I should always weigh less than my highest bowling score. Before that my high score was probably 150 and my fitness goal was to weigh less than my brother. He's really skinny now, but he got divorced. There's nothing better for a couple to do than be out of shape together. Eventually it just gets to the point where you say, "Well, Honey, looks like we've eaten ourselves into a monogamous relationship." Nothing says I love you like "Pass the gravy."