My Best Friend

Front: You're my best friend.
Inside: Sorry.
Back: This card was written by stand-up comic: Danielle Koenig
I actually have several best friends. Some are "bester" than others. They know who they are. At least they better know or else my 50-page, leather-bound Christmas letter was for nothing! I feel it's inportant to let my friends know where they rank. That way, I won't be embarrassed if one of them finds out they were my second choice to see a movie or have dinner. Number two knows she's number two, same with numbers three through eleven. Except number eight. She thinks she's number seven. How very, very sad.