I Like To Be Different

Front: I like to be different. I celebrate Halloween in August.

Inside: When you show up at someone's house wearing a mask in August, you get better stuff.

Back: This card was written by stand-up comic: Karen Rontowski

I love Halloween. It's the only night of the year you can scare the bejesus out of the ones you love and not get in trouble! My whole family loves socially acceptable passive aggressive games! If there were a show called passive aggressive family feud, my family would win, which would be disappointing because my family would rather lose so we could blame the person who messed up.

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