Great Way To Lose
Front: They say a great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.
Inside: That doesn't work, by the way. And, consequently, I'm no longer welcome at Target.
Back: This card was written by stand-up comic: Andy Forrester
If Target were the only place I was banned from, that would be the least of my problems. There aren't many people who can say they have a restraining order against them from a certain "krispy" doughnut company beacuse they have asked to ride on the conveyor belt under the icing waterfall on more than one occasion. Needless to say, I like to eat.