Front: Get Well Soon.
Inside: Hope nothing falls off.
Back: This Card was written by stand-up comic: Rick Pulido
I grew up with an overprotective mother. Whenever I coughed, she took me to the hospital. Now I'm a bit of a hypochondriac. When I get even the slightest sniffle, I start looking through one of those medical book; somehow I end up reading about a rare disease, and I'm sure I have all the symptoms. Now, my family hides the medical books from me, which always seems to lead to the same result: me, alone, lying in bed, yelling, "Mommy!"