Front: This is a Get-Well card for anyone without health insurance.
Inside: Just put on an open wound and apply pressure.
Back: This card was written by stand-up comic: Greg Schwem
I've bought may things at deeply discounted prices, but never medical procedures. That's why healthcare costs are spiraling out of control. Would it kill our nation's doctors to slash prices occasionally? This country would be much healthier if we all had access to a "tuesday-only, fifty-dollar angioplasty."