Front: For your birthday, I bought you a goldfish from the pet store.
Inside: I know aquariums can be a pain, so I left the goldfish at the pet store. You can visit any time. He's the orange one.
Back: This card was written by stand-up comic: David Crowe
Just down the street from my house is an exotic fish store. I feel bad for the owner beacuse I never buy anything - I just show up every week with my two-year old and tour the greatest, cheapest, and most convenient aquarium in the world. When my daughter inevitably chooses a fish to take home, I never say no. I just say, "That one bites!"