Front: My chemistry teacher says...
Inside: Alcohol is a solution.
Back: This card was written by stand-up comic: Robert Mac
Drinking wasn't a big part of my home life, at least not until college where is was my minor. Benjamin Franklin, the great american statesman, once told me, "Beggars can't be choosers. But keggers can be boozers." The details are a bit foggy, but you get the picture. Oh-and if a teacher ever says alcohol is a solution, show your work.