Front: A petting zoo is a horrible place to eat raisinets. Inside: There is no five-second rule at a petting zoo. If you lose one, let it go; it was never meant to be. Back: This card was written by stand-up comic: Andy Forrester I'm not even sure why anyone would want to eat at a petting zoo, but they do. Apparently there is something about the smell of wet hay and goat poop that makes you really want a cheesesteak. That being said, there really isn't anything that would deter me from eating a cheesesteak. I'd eat one standing in a cow pasture, because they are just that good. I'm eating one now, while you read this.